Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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