I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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