Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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