Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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