My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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