yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
North Korea, Best Korea!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?