How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
