he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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