Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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