I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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