Your face is a jimmy john
I need help removing her.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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