remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Randomize
