Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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