kristin has been a bad kristin
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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