I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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