my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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