And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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