Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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