Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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