last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
