we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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