i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
