So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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