Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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