Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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