she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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