I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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