they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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