windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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