ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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