I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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