It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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