: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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