But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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