Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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