do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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