How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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