I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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