I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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