cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How drunk are you?
Completed.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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