you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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she pinky promised me she was 18
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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