We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
