I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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