Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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