So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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