Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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