I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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