Are we in a gay sports bar?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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