First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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