He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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