When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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