He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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