Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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