I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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