at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So many bounce houses so little time
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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